In-Joke (updated 6/1/14: Pope condemns Pedophiles Priests!):10 things Catholic boys “could do” instead of bothering people online!
Updated: 6th Jan 2014:
Dear Nutty Catholic dudes of the world and the sensible non-nutty ones that happen to follow my sensible Uncle in his sensible approach to both being a Catholic and a Humanitarian!
I want to say thank you for listening, getting OFF the internet, stop bothering Amy Grant and other chicks to try to pick up….and not only got us a New Pope but one that might try to do something useful….and did not wear nazi uniforms in his youth.
Thank you for listening to my humble opinions on the 4th March 2012 and Woosh, a year later, new pope! NICE! See, now you lot just gotta all get back to what is important and learn to sculpt like Michael Angelo and stop meddling in things that are none of your business! Again! See how good that felt when you take care of your own backyards, use your own conscience and just DO the right thing for a change instead of harassing people!?!?
YUM! Much Sexier and more snoggable! Yes! Go with this! 🙂
Wow..so…overachieving is GOOD! In only a few months….Holy See Finally admits pedophile priests are monsters….did someone finally put some “commonsense” into the drinking fountains? YES! Finally!
from http://www.catholic.org sexually abusive clergy
- By Catholic Online (NEWS CONSORTIUM)
- 4/5/2013
- Catholic Online (www.catholic.org)
One of his first moves as pope, Francis orders specific actions be taken.
Pope Francis has made a powerful and decisive move to crack down on pedophile priests and to heal the wounds of victims. Saying the Church must act “with determination” Francis has told the bishops of the Church that they are to take specific steps. (Full info : click here )
Updated: 11 Feb 2013, OMG! I did not think you would do it…..I must admit I doubt it but OMG….YOU DID IT! We are getting a NEW Pope…..SEE! What you boys can do when you apply yourselves to useful things , Holy SEE! hahaha. So, now you just have to get me a Black or Yellow Pope…:)
Pope Resigns:
4th March 2012:
10 things Catholic boys “could do
to be Snoggable!” instead ofMoronic & Wasting timebothering people online:
in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti….
i) Learn to sculpt in marbles like Micheal Angelo (EXACTLY like him…btw. they only take 16 ppl. a year in THAT school from around the world..give up if you are not BORN with talent)..so guess…think hard before deciding to attempt this one!
ii) Stop bothering women with the bible! You are advertising your “desperation” and they sense that even if you ThINK that is the way to show them you think they are “hot”!
iii) Hang out at an Ashram or Buddhist temple every so often to get over any race-based bigotry you may or may not have.
iv) Learn to extract the good stuff like Song of Solomon from the crap stuff like the Inquisition and learn to stop being “sensationalist” with religion (for or against)
v) Stop slagging off Amy Grant (lol.) on Youtube..it is so Moronic, you come across like a …..well….like a TV Evagelists and you know that is not “classy” and will NEVER get you an Audience over in Rome!
vi) Stop trying to question Roe v. Wade in an annoying way if you never READ Roe v. Wade! READ Roe v. WADE IN FULL! (Transcript of Roe v. Wade from Primary source)
vii) STOP trying to introduce Sectarianism AGAIN at major sports event (including yes, even Equestrian events! HORSES should not be pressured to convert to “the true faith”, you morons!…they don’t care!)…YOU ARE BEING BORING!
iix) STOP sucking up to anyone who works for the Holy See, its tragic and sucky! Yuck! (see also (ii) )
iiix) Go with the Aesthetics & less with the rhetoric of what YOU think is the Aesthetics unless YOU went to (i) (which I doubt very much in 99.999% of the case!)
x) Get yourself a proper education min. Doctorate in Theology and go and lobby to get me (at the very least, failing a MAJOR theological Cataclysm)…a Pope that is not-white, green, pro-reconciliation-with-rainbow and not misogynist (see Pro-compassion article) and has at least spent sometime in the 3rd world and less time wearing too much “brown” in his youth! … YOU ALL KNOW how to do that…so why don’t you stop bothering people online and do what you all do best…ie. plotting and scheming …and QUIETLY “go above” in any decision-making process of the world! (with an emphasis on QUIET! ie. stop bothering people!)
Amen!
**** SERIOUSLY…YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE FAIRLY REPRESSED IF YOU CAN GET IRATE & HORNY OVER A SONG LIKE THIS & START SPAMMING POOR AMY GRANT AS INDIGNANT CATHOLIC BOYS??? C’MON! DON’T YOU HAVE A HOLY WAR TO GO TO TO DEFEND THE CATHOLIC KINGDOM? LOL. GROW UP! OR I WILL PETITION ROME TO TAKE YOUR WIFI AWAY FROM YOU! HAHAHAHAHA.
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Touche. Sound arguments. U might want Catholics but U don’t want DUM ASS! Keep up the good effort.
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It’s amazing for me to know there are women so screwed up they spend time censoring jokes for free! This is helpful and is also what I think. thanks admin
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I was pretty pleased to discover this great site.
I wanted to thank you for this fantastic read!! I definitely enjoyed every bit of it and yes, would not want to be the person who annoyed you!
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constantly i like to read and read smaller articles with clear honest motives. This is all happening with this post I am reading at your place. thanks.
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My wife and I absolutely love your blog. Was laughing so much cos we are Catholic and know what you are meaning!
Would offer to be guest writers to write content for you?
I wouldn’t mind creating a post or elaborating on many of the subjects you write about here like the one about Pro-compassion!
Awesome blog!
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thank you so much. Yes, send me something with your wife. you are welcome! 🙂 (CC)
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Fastidious answers. Firm
arguments and explaining all. On topic. Thank you.
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I discovered your blog. This is a very smartly written article. Thank you. I’ll definitely comeback.Sectarianism is wrong. Were they attacking Miss Grant because she was NOT Catholic?
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Kent,I think they did not like her so much because of the way Amy Grant Foundation wanted to help some pregnant teenagers to make the right decisions for them in a non-judgemental way (ie. pro-compassion) and because they are not the “classy” type of Catholics who do something in real life?
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For the noble reason that the admin of this site is working,
no doubt very soon
it will be well-known, gorgeous feature contents from a gorgeous person!
Funny. I don’t find it offensive as a Catholic!
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That is because Hattie, you are a gorgeous person and you are the type of Catholics Doing something good…eg. like the church getting people to end breast ironing of women in Africa instead of the type that do nothing and spend their time 24/7 Bothering poor Amy Grant! lol.
Have you seen this interview with Chi Yvonne Leina: “Stop Breast Ironing in Cameroon”
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I don’t even know how I got here, but if anyone needs to grow up, it’s the person who made this page. Get a life instead of insulting others. Act like an adult for crying out loud because it’s sad when you have to hear this from a 15 year old. Geez.
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I don’t argue with kids until they get to university and get a degree in Theology or learn to sculpt like Michaelangelo. 🙂
Gen zzzzzzzzz…I don’t know how you got to this blog if you don’t know how you got here….I’m not your mom….so stick with tumblr if you are lost!
Or hang out here, keep quiet for long enough to read something and then you can decide if this QRcode ALSO upsets you! 🙂 kkkkkkkk.
Either way, this is the only air-time you are getting from me until you graduate! 🙂 have fun!
https://ceciliawyu.wordpress.com/2012/04/21/qr2my16yrs-old-self-joke/
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In-Joke:10 things Catholic boys “could do” instead of bothering people online! Sustain-Able ä½™ : Cecilia’s Blog is a good article. I enjoyed reading this. If you like, check out my web-site.
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prophet isa who u call jesus was picked to heavens and will decent in the last of the world to release all godess to the earth people and save good souls from destructions in a very bad conditions therein
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Thank you very much Azazi, if only more people are like you and can see that there is no need to fight because Islam & Christianity have people in common, then we’d not have so many silly wars! You are a good soul! 🙂 btw I like this bbc link you sent but I can’t read arabic unfortunately..maybe someone else can? http://www.bbc.co.uk/arabic/
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