Diane Keaton was cool. But the true Queen of Androgyny is another Capricorn drama queen: Marlene Dietrich…she did YSL’s Le Smoking before He started smoking!

Let’s face it, am I surprised that when it comes to style, Capricorn women wear the pants? Isn’t it obvious? The average Capricorn male is about as macho as my Capricorn kitten after he has had his balls taken off at the vet! lol…with the exception to the few that have their other Astrological Planets favorably positioned elsewhere, making them naturally “hot” and they know who they are…and the rest know who they are Not…you’d hope! ;P

Diane Keaton might have been Woody Allen’s muse for over a decade but hell, Marlene Dietrich told Hitler to Get stuffed! Displaying yet another trait of the true Capricorn woman: We are never afraid to tell a violator of human rights to go sit on a cactus and rotate!

And we do it all without messing up our hair and always with a view to preserving our best assets!

Our incredible wit, sarcasm and femme fatale goodlooks of course! 🙂 hehehe.

What can we say? ich bin Steinbock! lol.